McCain Ate My Children!

I was watching a rerun of the Republican Convention the other night. Sarah Baracuda was unveiling her masterplan on how to save America (from what I understand, the less private jets in Alaska, the less changes of getting attacked by terrorists), McCain was introducing her beautiful family, the crowd was cheering USA, USA!

I thought, “what a great day for America!”

But something strange was in the air. As I was watching tv blissfully, I felt a cold draft coming from the kitchen window, as if someone was in my house….

I ran upstairs opened the kids room door… It was horrifying… MCCAIN ATE MY CHILDREN!

I called the neighbors to warn them, but it was too late… My neighbour answered… PALIN ATE MY CHILDREN!

We call upon you, fellow citizens, to help raise funds for the “Save My Children from the Republicans” foundation.

Buy your very own “McCain Ate My Children” and “Palin Ate My Children” t-shirts and help raise awareness for our cause.

Our children are our future, help keep them out of McCain and Palin’s diet plan.

The Wordans Team

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